Track 03 — Cash Offer

You don't clear it out.

Full, dated, tenanted, or sitting empty since the funeral — that's the house I'm looking for. The condition isn't a problem you have to solve before you call me. It's the reason to call me.

  • Contents stay — forty years of things is my problem, not yours
  • No repairs, no showings, no listing — nobody walks through it on a Sunday
  • A number with the math shown — hold it against anyone else's offer
  • Your timeline — next month, or next year if the family isn't ready
Cash Offer
Get a Straight Number
About a minute. I read every one of these myself.
No fee · No obligation · One word ends it
As-is
Condition Accepted
$0
Fees or Commission
You
Pick the Closing Date
Direct
You Deal With Me
What Happens

I come and look at it.

01

You tell me where it is

The form takes about a minute. It comes straight to me, not to a call centre.

1 min
02

I call you, usually same day

If you'd rather only ever email, say so in the box and I'll respect it.

Same day
03

I walk the house

With you, or without you if that's easier. I film it and price the work room by room.

2–3 days
04

You get a number, and the math

What the work costs, what it's worth done, what that leaves. Then you decide, on your schedule.

Same visit
Why My Number Holds

Priced before it's promised.

The thing that goes wrong for most people isn't the offer they accept. It's the offer that gets quietly reduced three weeks later, once someone finally looks at the basement.

01 / Method

Counted, Not Guessed

I walk it on video and price the work room by room before I say a figure. That's the whole reason I can commit to it.

02 / Contents

You Leave What You Leave

Clearing a full house is the part people dread most. It's also the part I don't ask you to do — take what matters and leave the rest.

03 / After

Somebody Lives In It

I buy off-market, direct from the seller, and then the house gets renovated properly and somebody moves into it.

If selling to me isn't your best move, I'll tell you that instead. I'd rather lose the house than have you find out later that listing it would have been worth twenty thousand more.

Michael Nikolica · Chatham-Kent
Common Questions

Straight answers.

Do I have to clean it out first?+
No. Take what matters to you and leave everything else where it stands. That includes furniture, a full basement, a garage nobody's opened in ten years, and whatever's in the attic.
What if I'm not the owner — it's my parent's house?+
Very common, and it's the first thing to sort out. You need power of attorney, an estate appointment, or your name on title before anything can be signed. If you're not sure which applies, ask me and I'll walk you through how to find out.
Does probate stop a sale?+
Not always, and not immediately. It depends on how the property was held and what the will says. I've dealt with both, and I'll be straight with you about whether you need to wait.
Is your offer going to drop later?+
That's exactly what the room-by-room pricing is there to prevent. MICHAEL: the guarantee decision — see the Revision A board
What if there's a tenant in it?+
Then we do it lawfully. Ontario tenancy rules are strict and several things people try are illegal here. I'll handle it properly — you don't have to become an expert on the Residential Tenancies Act.
What if I'm not ready to sell yet?+
Then don't. There's a free guide covering what to do first — authority, contents, value, timing — and you never have to speak to me to get it.

Tell me about the house.

No fee, no obligation, and you can walk away at any point in this.